Elissa Roberson

Not artistically challenged
#ConservativeSweetheart,
Former Republican Campaign Manager, muscle car lover, food hog, sports fan, country girl, and very annoying

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

I’m so upset right now

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

for all the slays,
and the plays,
and the memories.

thank you, 13. 💙

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

I’m not ok.

[Tyler Schoon @tylerjschoon]

Keenan Allen's first catch and last catch as a member of the Chargers.

904 catches, 10,530 receiving yards, and 54 touchdowns in his Chargers career.

Going to miss him in powder blue ⚡️

[BoltUpYo @BoltUpYo]

Keenan Allen was supposed to be a Chargers lifer man… 💔💔💔

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

For anyone keeping track, the US isn’t the one trying to start World War 3.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered fighter jets with hypersonic missiles to patrol the Black Sea in response to the chaos in the Middle East.

Putin reportedly ordered MiG-31 aircraft armed with Kinzhal missiles.

The Kinzhal missiles have a range of "more than 1,000 kilometers at a speed of Mach 9."

"This is not a threat, but we will exercise visual control, control with weapons over what is happening in the Mediterranean Sea,” Putin said.

The move comes after the United States sent multiple carrier strike groups near Israel.

[Jonathan Conricus @jconricus]

Listen to the first question I got on @SkyNews, blaming Israel for the fact that Palestinians were sheltering in a hospital, as if we started this war or wanted it!!
Classic old-school Israel-blaming.

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Hamas murdered & decapitated babies. BABIES. The bodies of up to 40 dead babies were just found by Israeli forces. I could throw up.

Just know, if you’re sympathizing with Hamas, you’re an apologist for unspeakable evil direct from the bowels of Hell. Decapitated BABIES. My God.

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Lesson number one:
Don’t trust anyone in the political arena even on your own side.

Lesson number two:
Don’t put anyone in a pedestal either.

You’re welcome.

#AlwaysWatching

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

I just want people to know I’m only back on Twitter because of @AmeliaHammy

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Pro tip re Damar Hamlin and Twitter:

Shut up and just don’t.

#prayersforHamlin

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

It's not wrong....

[Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden]

If someone says “ my truth” to you, try and get away from them as quickly as possible, and never look back.

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

@garysteveneaton

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Might be back on this thing, might not. We'll see.

But for now, hi.

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Now bring forth the post-grad, late-night panic attacks and scary dreams that I forgot my homework!

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Two years, countless hours, lack of sleep, and several panics later….

Bachelor of Arts in History, Class of 2022.

**OFFICIALLY** done.

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

I don’t even want to know what I just missed but what the heck 😳

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

There is no way they didn't know what was in the photos.

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

This just gives me serious Howard Walowitz vibes and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Kayleigh McEnany’s Sister Launches New Dating App For Conservatives: The Right Stuff https://t.co/v81L6i6jTF

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

@AmicableFogey Hope you brought your floaties 🤣

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Let’s go @Padres!! This lifetime fan is happy to be here on my 30th #FriarFaithful

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

It could be worse, you could be dating Amber Heard….

[Elissa Roberson @elissacroberson]

Genuinely can't wait for this one.

[Ewan McGregor Daily @EwanDaily]

#EwanMcGregor and Hayden Christensen appear at a photocall in Berlin. #ObiWanKenobi

Thanks to denniswerth on IG.