@NickMonteilh@jacksonmccann13 after 9 years I’m glad y’all pulled one out with a 75 percent healthy quarterback that still threw for 418 yards and 4td that can’t run and scramble
How to hit a baseball:
1. Step in box
2. Tap each side of plate
3. Lean back
4. Grab crotch
5. Stare down pitcher
6. Spit in his direction
7. Smash the first pitch
8. Pimp it and Bat flip
9. Slowly round the bases
10. Talk smack to infielders as you pass