Joséf Oziri

Aries Engineer | MUFC Fan | Jack of all trades, master of some

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@winexviv @firstladyship Congratulations

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

Bye bye South Africa!

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@hicasamadim 15kg

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@UnkleAyo France 6 - 0 Senegal

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

On a Monday morning in March 2023, Amara Nwosu woke up to discover she had bought a house.

She had not bought a house.

She had never signed any document.

She had never met the seller.

But somewhere in the Lagos land registry, her BVN, her NIN, her signature — perfect, precise, indistinguishable from the one she had used her entire adult life — had authorised the purchase of a property worth ₦47 million.

And the loan taken to buy it was in her name.

Amara was 34.

A data analyst at a telecoms firm in Victoria Island.

She was the kind of person who used different passwords for different accounts, who read privacy policies, who had set up two-factor authentication on everything she owned before most Nigerians knew what two-factor authentication meant.

She was, professionally and personally, a woman who understood how data worked.

Which is why, when she saw the loan alert on her phone at 6:47am, her blood went cold in a specific way.

Not panic.

Recognition.

Someone had been inside her life.

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@scion91747 @jon_d_doee Yes they don’t!
Have you ever wondered why Older and younger men can be friends and play a lot and still respect boundaries,
While women think everyone is their mate once they become comfortable

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@Freekelvin_ PSG 0 - 3 ARSENAL

I’m a Man United fan btw

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@Teeniiola Is Jamiu not entitled toto 3 additional wives according to Islamic religion again?

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@Sly57358562 @The_Caveman01 @_Gkor Spartacus

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Still one of the best videos of all time 😂

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

Shame on Morocco CAF and that stupid Congolese Ref!

Congratulations Senegal!!!

[Abraham Okah(info hub) @AbrahamOkah2]

cybersecurity from a beginner to an expert.

https://t.co/KaXyQ4CwPt

[The Deal Trader @TheDealTrader_]

How the Rich Protect their Assets

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@BladeOgaga @Mide__M Nah… they’re as shady as other people

[Joséf Oziri @EliteCeejay]

@RealChiefPriest @grok .

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

Young men, listen carefully !!

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Saving vs Investing

[Ayilola of Nigeria /Laptop Guy 🩺 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @silverpenydr]

Interpret this in whatever way you prefer.