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my worlds on fire how bout yours

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That’s that me, asbestos

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I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled

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How is it that I could get this lost
in such a tiny amount of sauce?

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If Karol g cancels she’s still my favorite foreva and I hope she’s okay 🫶🏼

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I accept you as you are. (derogatory.)

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Scorching hot take- I don’t think cats enjoy being taken out in strollers

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That thing that people who are constantly active are running from- I hang out with it 24/7 and it’s like - you should aaaabsolutely keep running

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Cannolis are for people who don’t love themselves

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It is so crazy that if Oz never had a fascist dictator my dog would be able to talk rn 😥

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Just saw wicked 2 and before I can really review it all I gotta say is

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Tearing up sitting here alone at Elmyr bc I just thought of a tshirt design that says “Gaslight Gatekeep Godspeed you! black emperor”

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-begrvdgingly

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@dieworkwear

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Something irrational about me? I hate zip files. There’s nothing you could send to me that requires getting zipped up. I promise.

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Taylor swifts “father figure” is giving evil stepmother

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If we don’t call Kanye and Bianca’s new clothing line delululemon then what are we doing

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There are 8.2 billion people on the earth and I swear to god all of them are virgos

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Melania’s incognito mode look reminds me of how I used to wear sunglasses and a hat at the grocery store so I would look like a celebrity trying to not get caught by the paparazzi but in reality I looked like I was trying to shoplift

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Oh and btw you’re not a Christian either you’re just a bigot lol

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If the Christian hero you’re mourning loved everybody except for large swaths of the human population- that wasn’t a Christian.

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I know trump had a stroke whatever but idk why no one is talking about his neckussy??