Elite Sens Brain

Two geniuses discuss the Ottawa Senators and Ottawa Charge.

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[Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain]

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Last one, though. Please let it be the last one.

https://t.co/RlfGzp1UFl

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Gonna be honest folks. We're not sure if we have a third depressing post mortem episode in us.

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lol and also lmao

[Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain]

Gonna be honest folks. We're not sure if we have a third depressing post mortem episode in us.

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NEW EPISODE!!

- Pain.
- Why NHL players should NOT be allowed to have podcasts
- Where the Sens go from here
- Charge playoffs yayyyyy

https://t.co/bKxsA5gEkZ

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Not sure why the Sens didn't go with our suggested strategy of "simply taking the puck away from the Carolina Hurricanes." Maybe they didn't have time to listen to the episode before puck drop.

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NEW EPISODE!

- How we manifested the downfall of the Red Wings
- Why expected goals are far more important than actual goals
- How the Ottawa Senators can defeat the Carolina Hurricanes

https://t.co/UHqHk1Z3Vz

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ben chiarot capfriendly

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There will be a new episode before the start of the first round btw. Unfortunately the regular season schedule has not lined up well with the bar exam schedule but we will make it work for the playoffs.

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podcast clips that precede unfortunate events

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NEW EPISODE!

We are suffering.

(apologies for Beata's audio occasionally cutting out in this; we had some technical difficulties)

https://t.co/27Rr9OIdbs

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NEW EPISODE!

Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion

https://t.co/aDAf0mGxQm

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Ben Chiarot capfriendly

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Interesting.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Ben Chiarot, extended 3x$3.9M by DET, is a physical veteran defenceman. Despite having good size, decent mobility, and some puck-carrying ability, his team tends to get completely wrecked when he's on the ice and his partners tend to fare much worse next to him. #LGRW

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This is wonderful news. Wow.

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

BENNY! 🗣️

The #RedWings have signed Ben Chiarot to a three-year contract extension with an AAV of $3,850,000.

[johtani @notafan_jo]

@elitesensbrain canada's podcast #facts

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we here at elite sens brain promise that we will never pretend to like heated rivalry to get your attention ☝️ we are honest haters

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NEW EPISODE!

Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.

https://t.co/4d8hjne7wn

[Beata @CBeataE]

fans of the you could make a life universe thank you for engaging with my posts and please tune in to the next episode of @elitesensbrain where I will be discussing how these books took over my brain

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There'd better be a woke gay Ottawa Centaurs podcast called Elite Cens Brain in the game changers universe