Chief Pleb Officer

Sometimes my intuition knows what the fuck it’s doing

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

Grok appears to be down. Anyone else?

[Sam Badawi @Sam_Badawi]

Trump has proposed a $5,000 payment to every adult U.S. citizen if Republicans win both chambers of Congress.

If I ever got that $5,000 check, I know what I’d do with mine.

$1 CASH BUYING POWER vs. $1 INVESTED IN THE S&P 500

1950: $1.00 | $1.00
1960: $0.81 | $5.87
1970: $0.62 | $12.44
1980: $0.29 | $22.00
1990: $0.18 | $110.86
2000: $0.14 | $590.68
2010: $0.11 | $536.83
2020: $0.09 | $1,914.60
2026: $0.07 | $5,061.06

Cash lost roughly 93% of its purchasing power.

Meanwhile, $1 invested in the S&P 500 in 1950 with dividends reinvested grew to over $5,000.

Mine would be going straight into the market.

Not financial advice

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

“JARVIS, deploy the muse gadgets”

[Market Bubble @MarketBubble]

Bro: “What actually makes you happy?”

Me:

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

@clintoptions Receipts.

[sui @birdabo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY.

> OpenAI just announced Dots.
> SpaceXAI bought https://t.co/WdFqpl07IQ

it redirects straight to the Grok Bot download page. based lmao.

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

@RobinhoodApp Need it ☕️

[Barchart @Barchart]

U.S. Markets to begin trading 23 hours a day, Monday-Friday, beginning on December 6 🚨 A 1-hour break will be given so that we can all eat, perfect! 🥳

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel

[Justin Banks @RealJGBanks]

5 f*cking years I lost money

Lost a girlfriend

Absolutely hated myself and felt like I was going to have to bartend and serve forever

Then it finally clicked

Now it’s 13 years later and I made an entire old yearly salary in 3 days

Maybe you’ll see this maybe you won’t….

Just some late night thoughts. These were the nights I dreamt to have weeks like this.

Don’t give up no matter how much you want to.

Your time is coming. Believe in it.

[Noah @Noahhcalls]

Me managing my $230 portfolio

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

@optionscjp Perfect buying opportunity

[WayMac 📊 @waymac_x]

POV: Traders using the iPhone Duo😂😂💔

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

NFL SUNDAY.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA.

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

It makes me a bit sad that we see this as “Apple innovation” and not the people behind it.

Tell us about the designers that came up with it! The humans deserve more credit.

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

@clintoptions Post receipts and live stream more 💯

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

Drake is my goat forever and always. No one could ever top him. But i don’t think there’s another human being on earth that could put on a show like Kanye. I’m still speechless.

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

@optionscjp Omg. Had to click play realize what this was lmao 🤣

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

@KalClark 😂😂

[Chief Pleb Officer @elitewallst]

Grok appears to be down. Anyone else?