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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do the fucking Hokey Pokey

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

Zach and linden vs the world coming to you in 48 days

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

Zach and linden vs the world

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

@deathvllydreams Classic frontier airlines. I am the dumbass who left my car keys on an airplane tho

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

My depest apologizes again

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

I’m praying for frontier airlines downfall

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

@deathvllydreams I call- super unhelpful customer service doesn’t help. But today I get a tracking number for my bag… so we’ll see

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

@deathvllydreams An email that they found it! 3 months later… like okay I did spend 500 on a new key 3 months ago but sure I’ll take it back cause it’s funny at this point. I pay $20 for shipping, the next day they send an email that the bag is lost and they closed my claim… um.. my $20 tho so

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

I’m praying for frontier airlines downfall

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

My deepest apologizes to frontier airlines actually

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

My deepest apologizes to frontier airlines actually

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

I’m praying for frontier airlines downfall

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

@zachcantread Could be about many

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

You either die young or live old enough to see everyone from high school turn into “bodybuilders”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ sequel has been confirmed.

Titled ‘Red, White & Royal Wedding.’

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

GODS TIMING IS ALWAYS RIGHT

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

Give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. There’s so much of you

[aniek @pookiednp]

now if someone asks me if dan and phil are dating i can say yessss instead of okay well look so basically

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

Give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. There’s so much of you

[Kori “Two Dollar Tips” King @Kori_kiing]

Wait….so is Phan official?

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

And what if my honeys heart is blue and a second off beat. What then.

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

@zachcantread

[🏴‍☠️ @eliteyelper]

Me if I was on rupauls drag race season 7 episode 1:
It’s a nude day in the workplace

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

Let loose, I said let loose
You’re holdin' it together, baby, what’s the use?
Let loose, I said let loose
I’m givin' you permission, you've got no excuse