Finch James

they/he. idk what I’m doing but neither does anyone else so let’s laugh about dogs in jackets together 🌱☀️🌿

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

y’all ever get so loopy you realize the seconds hand on the clock app moves ??

that’s 216,000 tiny pictures of a clock it’s cycling through nonstop

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

in case you need to get informed on the willow project like I needed; found cnn’s breakdown easy to understand (below)

https://t.co/RqJ9qb0Ocp

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

spent 10 min properly cleaning my glasses w soap and water and then guess who SNEEZED ALL OVER THEM right after

(my cat)

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v cool virtual art exhibit:
https://t.co/gyVj7AeOyb

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

the kinship with any other outwardly queer-looking person in the airport is unmatched - the subtle knowing that you both got felt up by security really seals the deal 👌

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

moving day is all cute and good until you see an unidentifiable bug in the apt you now live alone in 😓

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

f*cking in a car is all fun and games until you wake up the next morning w a bump on your head from the door handle 🙃

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

set all the coloured lights in my room to cool tones in lieu of actual AC

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

shout out to that one person who always brings a clementine on a flight - some day I hope to be you

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

sometimes I think maybe my childhood allergy has gone away… …n then I try a smoothie and my mouth and throat go a lil numb

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

heading into the wilderness and genuinely a lil afraid I’m not gonna come out - if I don’t pls give Wes all the sushi his tiny heart could desire

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

really came face to face w my constant need to be a teachers pet when I could hear my own hoodie from my Vigorous nodding along in a silent asl class

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

We’re about to be hitting peak dog-in-coat-n-booties season and I couldn’t be more looking forward to it

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

f*ck around enough and every so often we reinvent the code of Hammurabi

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

ok the universe really came through w timing the release date for new animal crossing the day after I’m slated for top surgery 😭

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

I can’t watch cat harness review vids anymore bc I’m crying laughing at how mad the cats are

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

is that mist or are my glasses just dirty : a three part saga

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

I’m pretty sure mushroom foraging is just vegan hunting

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

kids don’t do retail, not even once

[Finch James @elivesleyjames]

I am Sisyphus and this broom is my boulder...