Elizabeth Becker

I’ll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred.

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

Me in NE- Nebraska is so lame lmao

Me anywhere else- Nebraska is full of lush green fields. I knew how to husk corn before I could crawl. I once rode a cow to the top of Chimney Rock. I was breastfed Kool-Aid. My dad is a Runza and my mom is frings.

[Annemarie Becker @AnnemarieJBeck]

Monday got me like

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

90% of my tweets stuck in drafts are about my personal space being violated on flights

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

My favorite PPE at the airport is my AirPods

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

There's a new #1.

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

Not to be dramatic or anything, but people who aren’t seated in the first 10 rows of a plane that stand up IMMEDIATELY when the plane comes to a stop should be shot.

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

One last doppelgänger to finish out the World Cup… Can’t believe this one was right in front of me the whole time. Blake Gordon = Kylian Mbappé #ArgentinaVsFrance

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Why does she make it so hard to end things amicably?

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

Next up: John Stones = Cillian Murphy #USAvENG

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

Ok so it’s not a USMNT doppelgänger, but I think it’s still important to note… Guillermo Ochoa = Mayor of Whoville. #MexicovsPoland

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

First up: Brenden Aaronson = Eric VanDerWoodsen #USMNT

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

I’ve waited to tweet the doppelgängers of the USMNT til the World Cup so buckle in…

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

Late night Google search: raclette cheese near me

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

It’s cream cheese season.

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

@KolbeeTwisp What about sour skittles dust? 👀

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

@TurnBurnTurn Bloody Marys?! Really?! That being said…Flour tortillas>corn tortillas 🥴

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

@AuthorTOBurnett @BradCinco

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

Blake- “Des Moines is the insurance capital of the Midwest.”

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

@TurnBurnTurn Great comparison

[Elizabeth Becker @elizabeckerr]

@cheapoGas 👀 where?!