elizabeth

washed up college athlete, women’s and chicago sports fan

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The most sobering takeaway from the past 24 hours is that this is who we are.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

if you’re in bed stay in bed

[New York Times Tech Guild @NYTGuildTech]

CLICK-IT LINE: We ask that you not cross our digital picket line by playing any of the NYT Games (Wordle, Connections) as well as not using the Cooking App. You can continue to read @Nytimes news content.

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[MLB @MLB]

OTD in 2016, the @Cubs complete the 3-1 comeback to win their first #WorldSeries since 1908!

[Rod @rodimusprime]

All I know is that these people would’ve ended this Trump shit three seasons ago.

[Thomas 🏆🏆🏆 @SubwayTJ]

Carly on the set of iCarly:

[emily north @north0fnorth]

chicago illinois is the greatest place on the entire earth

[elizabeth @elizabethcablk]

Alex, I’ll take ‘things that never happened’ for $1,000

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

After watching @realDonaldTrump work at @McDonalds, I had to have some!

18 year old black male met me at the drive-thru window. I told him how Trump worked at McDonald’s today & I had to get some 🍟

Him: “For real?”

Me: “Yes, in Pennsylvania!”

Him: “Inspiration! That’s why I’m voting for him!”

Me: “Me too!”

Him: “I can’t wait to look it up! It’s on the news?”

Me: “Yep, all over X too! What do you mean by inspiration?”

Him: “He’s just like me & maybe I’ll be President one day! 🤣I am now 18 so I get to vote for him! My whole family is too! Media won’t tell you that because I’m black 😏”

Me: “Love it! Keep working hard & maybe I’ll get to vote for you one day too!”

Him: “MAGA!” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Order: Big Macs, fries, Diet Coke 🍔🍟

[Spreadapedia @Spreadapedia]

Bullpen game today

[Yú Cuàn (竄籲) @YuCuanIllini]

1. 舔我的老二，娘们。
2. 我们打败了密歇根州，但我们通常会输给他们。
3. 我们通常很烂。我们很高兴今年没有。所以我们当然要冲进球场。
4. 提醒一下： 俄亥俄州和伊利诺伊州现在战绩相同。

[Alex Patt @chifanpatt2]

You used to be able to watch Chicago sports easily on WGN, WCIU, local Fox affiliates, or basic cable.

[elizabeth @elizabethcablk]

This is absolutely pathetic! Really did not think this rollout could get much worse but here we are

[Chicago Sports Network @CHSN__]

We hear you... Now let @XfinitySupport hear you!

[Adam Kuhr @AdamKuhr]

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

what is kamala harris' plan for getting pat mcaffee off my television

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Replying to a work email with "Thank you!" When I'm not thankful at all

[emily north @north0fnorth]

a bit late but here is the nemesis of me and like 40% of chicagoans in general