Elizabeth

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

@alpharivelino Her grips are all wrong for an adequate seat belt choke

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@jaszbassett @brentconner_ -20% lol

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

Just in case anyone was wondering, it really hurts if you chop chilli and then change a fairly-recently-pierced nose stud

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

What did I do to deserve a huge group of 15yo girls each screaming at 20000 decibels to bless my 3hr train journey

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

@tasha_healey Whaaattt!!!! Amazing!!! Congratulations Kieran!

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

When people talk to me about Megan Markle I can’t help saying things like ‘yeah can’t believe Harry stole her from Mike what a plot twist’ and they never look amused, usually my 80+ patients lol

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

@caridaviesx It’s waiting for you honey!!

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@benshapiro Who the hell have you heard trying to claim that racism, sexism, slavery and homophobia are ‘uniquely american’??

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

@AnthonyMCassidy @HumansOfLate @nickjfrost Jesus as a Tory

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@jeremycorbyn @tasha_healey name a purer politician ♥️

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

Spent the last 3 hours preventing a man from eating a five pound note... what is my career choice 🤨

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

Miraculously all of my male patient’s pain seems to have disappeared just in time for them to be discharged at 3pm #WorldCup2018

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

Lol #IndependanceDay is trending... nice work America, 18.5K of you celebrating your independence by misspelling a hash tag

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Sweet-looking 40-something lady, all Joules/ Cath Kidston vibes, on my train, blasting Marilyn Manson through her headphones so loudly I can hear it from 3 rows away 😂 yas queen

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

@LivEchonews What do you think happens when you publish the names, faces and addresses of people like this? Your report even contains details of vigilante action. If any of these people are harmed, it is your fault! @LivEchonews for irresponsible reporting and inciting violence.

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

@OED #wordswhereyouare - In North Devon, a chuggy-pig is a woodlouse & a frauzy is a snack but you wouldn’t know that if you’re ‘a bit behind the door’

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@CrossCountryUK announcing that the train will be full of “rowdy folk” after the next stop due to #cheltenhamraces & dedicating a carriage to quiet people🙏🏻 tysm I can’t stand anymore obnoxious men chanting “let’s go fucking mental” & spilling their Stella on me 🙄

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Watching some surgical procedures today. Surgeon is a lady, anaesthetist is a lady.. happy #internationalwomensday2018! We’ve come so far & will go so much further ✨💕

[Elizabeth @elizabethdown_]

I literally feel like I’m on the wrong train until I physically arrive at my destination