Elizabeth

If loving dad jokes is wrong, I don’t want to be right. If you’re one of my students trying to creep check out @TenchTheTeach

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@barkbox @superchewer We LOVE our BarkBoxes!! Guess you could say we have a lot of “super chewers” here!

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@barkbox @superchewer I think y’all are going to have to send us another shark mouth toy… I believe this one has been found by a new owner. Always remember, pinkies up! #superchewer #Rottweiler

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@livv_12 You are loved!

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@livv_12 Also tell your friend that they deserve better.

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Fact:
The way you carry yourself is sexier than the way you look

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@Apple “$110 credit” more like $30.

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@feliciajens You are so loved. Don’t you ever forget that.

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@s_jooones @FisherBailey There’s an article saying that was a staged photo for the internet. That’s what I’m going with to help myself sleep at night.

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

Courtney got pictures back from their photo shoot of them and Nephy.
Well, one was missing a little something. So I fixed it.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

OMG.
He took no questions.

He read from a teleprompter for ten minutes and then walked away taking no questions.

Joe Biden absolutely must be impeached and this is not even funny.

END THIS PUPPET PRESIDENCY.

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@BrittKeens Me: *graduates* “I’m done with school FOREVER!”
Also me: *becomes a teacher* “YAY SCHOOL!!”

😂😂

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

Don’t @ me but @gioandtheguns is better than @KoeWetzel any day. Xoxo

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

whoever I end up w has to be able to handle my group chat w the homies

…i don’t make the rules 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@_robbz It ain’t all it’s cut out to be.. hahaha

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@Navient your website stinks. I have questions and I need help and “Aiden” is incapable of answering questions.

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@MichelobULTRA Michael Bob

[carolyn @ballerguy]

We got the pictures back from my sisters wedding and i look like a grieving pioneer woman

[Elizabeth @elizabethtench]

@tylerrcheyennee Well, you’ve already been adopted to ours so idk why you’re out here searchin... hahahaha jk love you but for real.. Mom and Dad have already approved. 😂