I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for people that still went on spring break trips and are posting pictures with captions joking about social distancing/getting sick. People are dying and you should have stayed home.
me: “ok so I wanna work like three days a week while I’m in school”
work: “ok cool, we scheduled you 5 days in a row”
me: “Umm that’s not-“
work: F-I-V-E