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Wife. BoyMomX3. Autism mom.
Creator of PB stories. Master of Sarcasm and SpEd w/ an emphasis in ASD. I wear black a lot and drink copious amounts of coffee.☕️

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Travelocity. You have the worst customer service I have ever dealt with. Thanks for taking half of our trip expense money out of our account, give us a website error, then refuse to help us rebook.

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Panic attacks are so stupid. Your mind is like, “What the fuck we doin? There’s no time to relax. Calm is for lazy people. Let’s YEET!”

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Panic attacks are so stupid. Your mind is like, “What the fuck we doin? There’s no time to relax. Calm is for lazy people. Let’s YEET!”

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Adulting is stupid.

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Kid: Miss, why you so salty? Me: Well, my middle name is Morton.
Kid:
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The keyless pad to my front door is dead. The back 🚪 is 🔒 with no key & I'm having to take a 💩 in the garage on a 🚽 that has no seat. I took some pvc pipe insulation & curled it around the top. Found some wine. Pretty sure I could make it in the wilderness on my own now.

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Anyone out there struggling to lose weight? I’ve got a secret!

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@KatyBSweet1 @WriterTec I looked it up back then and apparently it just comes out brownish bc your stomach processes all the chemicals that makes it red, green, etc. Sad face.

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@WriterTec @KatyBSweet1 😂My kid asked me once if he could make his own rainbow by eating crayons. EPIC STORY.

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Please help if you feel included to do so. This would help my students immensely! https://t.co/Ls6dVFohy2

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@KatyBSweet1 😂

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I’m trying to create a sensory room for my special needs kiddos at my high school. If you want to and are financially able to please click the link to find out more about my project. Many thanks! https://t.co/84Ip2rSPC5

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I’m trying to create a sensory room for my special needs kiddos at my high school. If you want to and are financially able to please click the link to find out more about my project. Many thanks! https://t.co/84Ip2rSPC5

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$&@#! And I messed up on the damn tweet too! Rawwrrrrrr!

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STOP INBOXING ME AND FOR THR LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP CALLING ME DARLING. Teenagers at school making me rage and then 10 DMs all calling me sweetheart or darling. I will go crazy on you!!!!

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Gave my oldest a serving fork🍴 bc we were out of regular forks. Sat down and needed a knife so I asked him to get me one. He brings me a butcher knife🔪.

Can you beat the you outta your child?

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@PPFleegrr_87 😂 the gif

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It's Motivation Monday...meaning I need you guys to motivate me to continue my journey to publication. All these form rejection letters have me like...

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@Nowayy_Rozay @Magie_Cube 😂