The Lizard King

not here for a good time or a long time

[The Lizard King @elizard_28]

Decided that I’m going to be more annoying this year. Please adjust accordingly.

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

How you Dune?

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

Sasha Colby's interview look has replaced Benjamin Franklin on the $100 bill

[Acenighthawk @Acenighthawk2]

Platinum 88 The Callisto Protocol™
It's over, Jacob! (PLATINUM)
#PlayStationTrophy #PS5Share, #TheCallistoProtocol

[Acenighthawk @Acenighthawk2]

Gonna be #Live playing @AliensFireteamE with @GoForBronzePod Co-host Joel Torres at 7PM EST

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[Acenighthawk @Acenighthawk2]

Animation so nice they showed it to me twice (plus an instakill) #callistoprotocol

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

LMAO

[Acenighthawk @Acenighthawk2]

Check out Playthrough Part 4 No Commentary https://t.co/502PT25Ozx

[The Lizard King @elizard_28]

@helpinghades absolute banger

[Acenighthawk @Acenighthawk2]

PlayStation Wrapped 2022
Other stats include:
8 Platinums 🏆
321 out of 365 Days Played
God of War Ragnarok spoiled 🫠

[milk @milkinhisbag]

me at 3 am half asleep watching myself take a piss in the bathroom mirror

[The Lizard King @elizard_28]

Almost just blasted Coconuts by Kim Petras out loud at work and my heart rate is skyrocketing

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

sorry to the 30 people i promised i'd hang out with this week, i was having one good day and wasn't myself

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

no one has seen u at ur ugliest like ur local cvs has

[sila puhl @c_lapuhl]

my worm just asked me if i would still love her if she were my girlfriend

[The Lizard King @elizard_28]

As some one who works in a medical lab, this didn’t even register as weird to me at first 😅

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

y’all wanna hear a dr. oz story? dated someone who interned on his show in med school. they made them get organs from their school’s cadaver lab & carry them on the subway in coolers for him to show on TV. and then they just..put them in a closet. dr. oz’s set had an organ closet