Elizabeth Bryant

Lover of Jesus, friends, traveling, cookies, coffee, learning, and dance parties.

[Elizabeth Bryant @elizbryant]

My grandfather: I don’t think I’ve had three donuts in the past 5 years.

Me: I’m pretty sure I’ve had 3 donuts in one sitting recently.

#girlsgottaeat

[Elizabeth Bryant @elizbryant]

Dude in front of me on a flight talking to the girl next to him:
Girl: Oh, that’s like an hour and 40 minute drive, right?
Dude: Ummm...I drive a Ferrari so it’s about an hour and 10.

Bro, are you trying to sound like a tool? Because you succeeded.

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I’ve been watching a lot of Gilmore Girls recently so all I want to do is eat cheeseburgers and fries and drink coffee (even more so than I normally do those things).

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@kirbyleewilson I mean, they’re just super practical and helpful!! I also tend to say, “and it was on SALE!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@autocorrects @kirbyleewilson I reply, “Not really” in that situation. 😂

[Elizabeth Bryant @elizbryant]

I was replying to a text and was trying to type “I’m not at my desk” but it autocorrected to “I’m not at my best” which is also accurate.

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The good thing about spilling coffee on yourself first thing in the morning on the way to work is that then you smell like coffee all day!

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Last night at an event someone complimented me on my “graceful squat”. I’m glad it was graceful because it was to fix a computer in front of 100 guests, and I was wearing a dress and heels. That could have gone poorly.

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@kirbyleewilson 🤭 Want to move into our 3rd bedroom?

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My aunt just said something about going to a restaurant that was full of “hipsters and leftover hippies”, and now I want to use that phrase all the time.

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When someone you’re supposed to meet with emails you at 8:57 asking if meeting between 8:30 and 9:00 this morning still works. Uuummmm, I’ve been waiting for you since 8:30.

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@greenhill_katie Me. All. The. Time. But in work clothes. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Praying for you today! You’re going to crush it. 👊🏼

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Currently sitting in my car in the parking lot waiting on the library to open because I know I’ll just fall asleep if I go home first.

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@amandarivet Sun protection and sun avoidance! Watch out for incidental sun (ie what comes through windows), make sure to wear a daily SPF, and of course see a #boardcertifieddermatologist! They can hook you up with some good SPF products as well.

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@c_bare_ PSA: That means you’re getting the kind of sun that causes wrinkles and skin cancer so you probably won’t like that feature in 20-30 years.

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Got a grade back on a grad school group presentation. I am the only one who got a direct comment in our review:

“Good confident speaking style.”

Being loud has its perks, folks.

[Elizabeth Bryant @elizbryant]

Caught just the last 10 minutes of a Hallmark Christmas movie (👏🏼 for Christmas in July!). It was so incredibly cheesy and perfect and jam packed with unrealistic scenarios.

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You know how factories have a sign that says how many days it’s been since there has been an accident/injury in the workplace?

I’m putting one on my desk for how many days since I’ve cried at work. We’re holding strong at 11 days, people. 🎉

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@c_bare_ We have an employee who always makes appointments for patients who are concerned with their “surgery sight”.

[Elizabeth Bryant @elizbryant]

If you need me today, you can find me hiding under my desk.