elizabeth✨

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

Ladies, if he:

- doesn’t produce IAA
- doesn’t fix nitrogen
and
- STILL uses up all of your carbon-containing molecules

He 👏 is 👏 a 👏 cheater 👏
#apbio

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

Dinner is served

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the #Oscars

See the full winners list: https://t.co/IctYZ9WO3B

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

life imitates art

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

Team Jeremiah been real quiet since this

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

figuring out the wifi at a new coffee shop is so embarrassing because it feels like now everyone knows I’ve never been here before and it breaks my illusion of being a cool local

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

what’s the point of having an alexa if i’m too embarrassed that my roommates will hear me using it

[EMILY HAYES @itsemhayes]

we were too busy protecting julie andrews that we never even thought about robbie coltrane (hagrid) 😔
rest in power, king

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

huge plans tonight

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

secret life of walter mitty should’ve been nominated for an oscar you know it’s true

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

dave and busters is like if a cruise ship was on land

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

sitting in the front of a bus is one of the most unexpectedly terrifying experiences i have ever experienced

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

i will never forgive you guys for making airpod max headphones trendy

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

every time i board a plane i worry i have somehow done what kevin did in home alone 2 even though i know that would be impossible in today’s airports

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

to clarify she only got it right after seeing the answer on my phone

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

screaming at my roommate’s absolutely unhinged wordle attempt today

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

when and why did pdfs become so central to my everyday life

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

the implications of 13 going on 30 on time travel…

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

🤔

[elizabeth✨ @elizmurp]

county fairs are the great equalizer