liz teschler

futurist. internaut. domestic hobbyist. i like bad puns, baby animals, and responsible applications of digital technologies.

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

#unplug urself: https://t.co/YoJ9bwMYnp

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

The sole value of a social network lies with its active user base. That’s it. The rest of the platform is just code and overhead.

So long, @Reddit.

[Nicholas De Leon @nicholasadeleon]

"We’re not going to subsidize other people’s businesses for free," said the CEO of a message board whose entire business model is predicated on people contributing content, moderating, etc. for freeeee.

https://t.co/OZkTE11Sed

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

California needs a warrior in the Senate—to stand up to special interests, fight the dangerous imbalance in our economy, and hold so-called leaders like Mitch McConnell accountable for rigging our democracy.

Today, I'm proud to announce my candidacy for the U.S. Senate in 2024.

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@JobCreatorsUSA You’re garbage, utter garbage.

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

Todays dead bird is a pelican. It’s large, it’s graphic, quite frankly it’s upsetting, and it’s floating in a reservoir that supplies our drinking water. So, how can I report this?

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@lapublichealth @lacountyparks tried to report a dead bird today. QR code not working; no other contact info provided on signage #hpai

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@tnitzynitz @elianamoreno @RoadSageLA I lost track of how many squad cars + unmarked cars passed me coming up Santa Anita. At least 20 + El Monte PD tactical humvee

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@JasonKapler hells yes #teamnopants

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@JasonKapler How do you feel about kilts?

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@madkate @JanetClare1 @lourdesgnavarro I had to pause to go find my cat 💔

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

One of the weirdest parts of working in social media is being able to see someone ruin what you built in real time after you leave a job.

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@anthonypadilla

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

And I know I’m pretty much talking to myself here, but it’s important

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

You know what? Looking through these @smosh projects reminded me that I’m capable of pretty great things. Can’t believe I ever allowed an insecure coworker to rob me of that feeling.

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

Proud to have been there for 7 of the #15YearsOfSmosh! There are many wonderful anecdotes I'd like to share about this team and their beyond-amazing fans... but I'm gettin' weepy, so, instead, please enjoy this assortment of @smosh "BTS": https://t.co/t3L2IDBPAj

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

Proud to have been there for 7 of the #15YearsOfSmosh! There are many wonderful anecdotes I'd like to share about this team and their beyond-amazing fans... but I'm gettin' weepy, so, instead, please enjoy this assortment of @smosh "BTS": https://t.co/t3L2IDBPAj

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

This is how you do it

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

.@NedStaebler just dragged the FUCK out of Republicans @HartmannDude and @monicaspalmer for refusing to certify election results in Wayne County, Michigan if votes from Detroit were included in the count

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

Required reading:

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@GettyMuseum I’m really missing the Gardens at The Getty Center. Maybe we can get some social media updates? What’s blooming, what critters are visiting, and any notable impact of a guest-free growing environment would be fascinating to see!

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@Lindseykupfer Also, you’ll probably want to watch Being John Malkovich before Adaptation if you haven’t already!

[liz teschler @eliztesch]

@Lindseykupfer I wish I could watch some of those for the first time, again! Both Fargo and Adaptation stuck with me for a long time after the first viewing.