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somehow I get to call myself a doctor.

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Please stop hating me because I love Arby’s 🥲

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Truly CRINGEEEEE at people consistently calling in for WWHL tickets on Andy Cohen Live. I have to turn the station every time I feel it coming!
STOP IT GUYS!
@Andy

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What I will not do is pretend Toby Keith was a good guy.

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I’m sure someone will come for me…..
But can someone find Taylor Swift some style because I scoop my eyeballs out… PLEASE

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I have a lot of anxiety tonight so I’ll be in bed dissociating through tiktok until 2 am in case anyone needs me

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I was in my cups last night 🙃

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Finally got into my locked out twitter!! I missed you guys! 🥲

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I love the that agreed to work mornings at the nursing home and then going to my regular job all day…… L O V E.

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😟😟😟

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Sandoval says Rachel is “a little thirsty and immature” because she blocked him 😤 and says he will be voting for Ariana 😤 This man is 🗑️ #PumpRules

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Lol’ing at my ex liking his own insta pics

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I need to move to a town with a Trader Joe’s…. How am I supposed to be a gluten free baking girlie with no supplies?

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Truly don’t know how I’m expected to work the week of my birthday

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I would love for ONE time someone yell at me in front of Grace Bradley

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The man was performing during one of the DEADLIEST mass shootings in US history

What a slap in those victim’s face to sing a song about shooting someone for “tRyINg tHaT iN mY smALl ToWn”

He’s gross.

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Ken’s love language is sending Facebook messages of things he thinks you’ll like 😂

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my main girl 🤍🕺🏼✨

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I’m going to eat my body weight in mexican tonight and no one can stop me

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today work was t e r r i b l e, I didn’t get home until after 7:30, I got a flat tire AND lost my debit card

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Is it just 30 year old me.. or does the FCA at greenbrier east give you cult vibes?

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he is a c u t i e