Elizxbeth

Literate extrovert, trial attorney, amateur cat photographer, Pennsylvanian living in Alaska; #SmithCollege, #UMichLaw, #AmeriCorps Alum

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The advantage of being an early reader is actually that we continue to be better than everyone else for the rest of our lives

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I don't know how famous people deal bc every time I have to listen to audio of myself I want to die

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I called opposing counsel out for a fake quote and she accused me of "pearl clutching" happy Tuesday

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I'm getting ads for soffe shorts like it's 2009 again like please no, my days of triple rolling are behind me

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@RehumanizeMaria As one of five children, I will say that things divided much more easily into four 🤣

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The "21 valedictorians" story makes me feel better about the fact that I graduated high school as a "salutatorian" when we all knew I was really "7th place"

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IQ test that's just "did you retweet Jack Kimble not realizing it was obvious satire"

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Is there an autism level 0 because I don't think I'm autistic but my juries sure do

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Brought up in court that OC had cited a fake quote from a real case that actually said the opposite of what it was cited for, and the judge and opposing counsel both ignored it and didn't address it at all like ???

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It feels like it should be illegal to do this and then not actually sell the outfits in the pictures, right??

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Baking show with me and my friend where we fumble very basic instructions

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I learned the word "silhouette" in kindergarten when we did them as an art project, but yeah I'm sure it's too hard of a word for a teenager

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One thing I'm always gonna do is split my infinitives

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My "lifestyle creep" is that I'm not willing to live somewhere without a dishwasher and in-unit laundry in my mid-thirties

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Our intern couldn't figure out who his card was from because it was signed in cursive

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Sometimes I worry that I don't give each cat enough individual attention now that I have three of them, and then I think about the fact that my parents had five kids

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Bartender was SHOCKED at our whole group not being born in the 2000s, so feeling pretty good about being 33 at the moment

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"You know those apricot tulips that always bloom on your birthday? I think the deer ate them this year." 🌷 birthday convos with my mother

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Had to attend a training on workplace professionalism today and was reminded of this banger paper I wrote for a law school seminar (literally no memory of coming up with this title but I loled)

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Every time another college closes, I'm so grateful for my dad for making me research the endowment and four-year graduation rates at every college I applied to

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Why do I need to be fingerprinted so many times? Like can't you all share?