The "21 valedictorians" story makes me feel better about the fact that I graduated high school as a "salutatorian" when we all knew I was really "7th place"
Brought up in court that OC had cited a fake quote from a real case that actually said the opposite of what it was cited for, and the judge and opposing counsel both ignored it and didn't address it at all like ???
Sometimes I worry that I don't give each cat enough individual attention now that I have three of them, and then I think about the fact that my parents had five kids
Had to attend a training on workplace professionalism today and was reminded of this banger paper I wrote for a law school seminar (literally no memory of coming up with this title but I loled)
Every time another college closes, I'm so grateful for my dad for making me research the endowment and four-year graduation rates at every college I applied to