elaia

godly wife

[elaia @elizzla]

hate being at work bc then i have to be away from my Husband i am not built for this life

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

we should become worse

[RAYSOWAVYY @shehawaiin]

so in love w my friends. i wish they lived under my bed. i would feed them snacks.

[elaia @elizzla]

i am once again tweeting that i love my husband

[elaia @elizzla]

god i love my husband so much it should be illegal

[elaia @elizzla]

@baolover you succeeded

[elaia @elizzla]

anyone else seen rikki tikki tavi my roommates are acting like i’m weird for that

[elaia @elizzla]

i’m sorry but jerry springer dying is my 9/11

[elaia @elizzla]

my venus kinda biffed it tbh

[magstrology @magstrology]

Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches

Flower edition

[elaia @elizzla]

if hell was real and i was going there i know the setting of my space would be the emergency vet clinic where i just watched a dog get rolled in on a gurney and then immediately after a completely unrelated woman walk in barefoot

[elaia @elizzla]

so embarrassing to be disgustingly in love on valentine’s day

[elaia @elizzla]

@urqueerpeer what about goth hooters

[elaia @elizzla]

will to live is at an all time low

[elaia @elizzla]

i’m gonna need all the boomers to stop telling me to look at this as an adventure i can tell stories about later bc its actually just the three worst days of my life

[elaia @elizzla]

my day was looking up for about half a second and it all came tumbling down because my 1:00 bus isnt even here yet and my sister is starving my cats

[elaia @elizzla]

fell asleep in tennessee and woke up in texas now we’re talkin best case scenarios

[elaia @elizzla]

@cthpluslwt get your refund girl!

[elaia @elizzla]

@emannabeth barely got one night out of them we are not having a good time

[elaia @elizzla]

southwest’s christmas gift to us was stranding us in baltimore with no flights out until december 30th. definitely the worst gift i have ever been given