Elizabeth Jaeger

Live by the sun, love by the moon. ✌️

[PobodyzNerfect @pob0dyznerfect]

Jewrusalem

[PobodyzNerfect @pob0dyznerfect]

"We all were Jews at one point" - Austin

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

Winter sucks because people can't see that I'm flipping them off under my mittens.

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

Today I witnessed a man buy a baguette from a vending machine dedicated to only baguettes on the side of a street. #lifeinFrance

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

Frustration of the day: all girl things are pink or purple and all I want is something all black is that too much to ask for IS IT

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

The battle between craving Asian food and knowing it won't ever compare to actual Asian food defines my life

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

I'm not done with my homework but I turned my lion tattoo into a liger, Napoleon Dynamite style. My future is bright

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

When your prof can't print off a character summary list because your school blocks "Dickens" as an inappropriate word #Bethelproblems

[Bethel Coeval @BU_Coeval]

"You fail only if you stop writing" -Ray Bradbury. Get writing Bethel, submissions are open. #createBU

[Bethel Coeval @BU_Coeval]

ATTENTION: THE COEVAL IS NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS! From now through March 31st submit your works! #openthefloodgates

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

If I ever have to listen to a roomful of conservative Christians talk about women's roles again I'm probably going to kill someone.

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

Too much truth in this conversation. http://t.co/E9KJFUJfyY

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

My prof told us to bring a jacket and a joke to class on the first day... seeing as I hate the cold and I'm not funny this should be awkward

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

@taylorh0uston Trying to be more like me, eh?

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

When you already own some of the textbooks required for your classes #Englishmajorperks

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

*wears two sweatshirts, fleece lined leggings & two pairs of sweatpants* *is still cold*

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

I gained the respect of my group members in my robotics class by quoting Lord of the Rings & Sharknado so that's how my semester is going.

[Elizabeth Jaeger @eljaeger]

Taught @nyltiak39 how to make coffee this morning so that when we eventually live together she can make it for me just how I like it. #bffs