LJ

documenting my mental instability and billie eilish quotes xoxo

[LJ @eljaygeee]

Diana til I die, Diana til I die, I know I am I’m sure I am, Diana til I die.

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It don’t feel right without you but we do it for you any way. Forever 27, you cheeky cunt. Love you xo

[LJ @eljaygeee]

Today I learned that it wasn’t in fact Claudia Winkleman that presented Most Haunted but Yvette Fielding. Who knew 🤷

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baker boy working the night shift

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Me when I first started collecting plants: *sees a Hoya* 😒
Me now: *sees a Hoya* 🤤😏😍

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#DidYouKnow limes are just unripe lemons bc I didn’t 🤯

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“That’s why I can’t have biscuits in the house, because if there’s biscuits, there’s no biscuits” - my gf

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idgaf lfdy.

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feelin’ down, want a face tattoo 🕷️

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How do I go about being punched in the face by @MeatballMolly serious question xo

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seeing doggos run around brings me so much happiness

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forgetting my gf works in a corporate job and can’t just accept my FT call when I find baby frogs 😔

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Isn’t it weird that one minute you and a colleague are complete strangers and the next minute you’re telling each other when you need to poop

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people negatively commenting on Skeptas artwork are the ones that couldn’t pass year 9 BTEC art and need to shut the fuck up tbh

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my toxic trait is checking Facebook market place every 30 minutes and never buying anything 🚨

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check in on your friends, even the “happy ones”. Hug them and tell the you love them.

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#MentalHealthMatters

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✨ she was getting bitter while I was getting better ✨

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was working w someone new today and they said their birthday was in 2002. sorry but shouldn’t you be at school? wtf is going on

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I’m nearly fucking 30 and have only just now realised the “why did the chicken cross the road” joke about getting to the other side meant he was dead fml

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apologies to my neighbours who just heard me screaming during the final. I’m not sorry but #FootballsComingHome