Hate that when reading a romance book where two characters go to take a bath together and it’s mentioned that the room has no windows, all I can think is, “so mold is a problem”
Just paid a parking ticket online and the City of Los Angeles asked if I was a robot first. Please let the record show I consent to all robots who want to pay my parking tickets.
HOLD ON TO YOUR BANGS because my brand new podcast, “Banging It Out with Elke Thoms” premieres on @ilovebigcomedy this Saturday, February 15. We’ve all heard about getting bangs after a breakup, but is that really why you got them?
I’m diving into your wildest hair changes and I’m not afraid to ask the hard questions your parents probably already screamed at you—WHY?! WHY?! Starting Saturday, you can hear it on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, stream it on YouTube, and be bombarded with clips here.
I realize it’s early September, but as a Los Angeleno I’m arriving in a turtleneck—you can never be too careful. See you soon, Portland Maine Comedy Festival! Tickets in my bio or at https://t.co/EoQtQIodQA 🫡
How do you like them apples? I’m coming back to Boston baby!!! An absolute HONOR to play @BostComedyFest in the city where I first got up. See you soon Beantown!