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[rosie 🇵🇸🌱 @foxburygraduate]

Me to my laptop when it's running The Sims

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i hate when people are solution oriented. if i’m like “im tired, hungry and have lost my will to live” and you’re like “well then you should sleep, eat something and go to therapy” … absolutely how dare you. just listen to me whine without assigning tasks please.

[ella @ell4campbell]

@maggie__fair christine’s made me happy by pushing you out her fanny

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

[ken for you📘 @24hrken]

cba to do an end of year recap. i’m here init

[ella @ell4campbell]

@maggie__fair 😭😭😭😭😭

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Just completed a 3 minute task I put off for 4 months, everyone clap

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

just a friendly reminder:

[eniola_dd @_eniola_daniel]

adulthood is realizing no one cares about you and the show must go on

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

I’ve never seen a headline more relatable in my life. Word for word.

[hannah @Hannahherd]

See when a was younger people would say aw hangovers get worse as u get older a thought they meant at like 40 no at 23

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

“ I don’t like cows.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩