Ella Saglam

[little miss undue burden @narrowlytaylord]

Jury selection prior to 1994:

[cleo @asturiat]

interlocking toes together on the couch and then you proceed to tell him you’re gonna marry svetlana hoe i woulda brought 5 loons and locked you in a room with those ugly bitches if i were shane

[yz 🚀 @everhero13]

if spotify wrapped calls me a pink pilates princess again this year i might genuinely kill myself

[c @rayofvenuss]

The Pope to return to the Vatican

[trash jones @jzux]

sister invited me to a party

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

there’s so much happening here

[christian @caquino__]

cousins friend went to view a house yesterday and the estate agent fell down the stairs 😭😭

[toto del gay @bornthisnudes]

gladys trying to escape the kids #WeaponsMovie

[jay @kendallhosseini]

the phrase “what the hell, sure” was made for moments like these

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

went 36 hours without posting an instagram story

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

that one Charli XCX song is so sad.
like she only threw that Party For him, and i’m starting to think he didn’t show up

[cherry 🍒 @cvnthoes]

how can you hate her

[ella ! @wenchposting]

the depop messages my roommate gets….

[فرح @debaeser]

I asked a guy on hinge what’s the last book he’s read and he said he skimmed through the 2001 Guinness world record

[bitch @urlbbe]

ignored him and he started double texting

[Rahul Kothari @rahkothari]

Huge day for astrology accounts who don’t have to split up the signs into two posts anymore

[billie @belalugosisd3ad]

the lambs:

[bigsock @biggersocks]

santa trying to explain his job to that one stupid elf

[sarah 🎀 @sarahlovesthat]

the worst girl you know from high school is reposting this on her instagram story as we speak.