Ella :)

yolo

[Pod On Lansdowne @PodOnLansdowne]

Caleb durbin it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[Red Sox @RedSox]

🫂

[anna (In Play, Run(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

Red Sox injury updates (6/2/2026):

-Garrett Crochet is "hopeful" his soul will be worthy of saving when The Light passes over each of us for judgement
-Roman Anthony has not been heard from in weeks, possible sightings coming in from as far as Argentina
-Garrett Whitlock is fine

[hillaryhorgan @hillaryhorgan]

Miss you, King.

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[SoxAndTalk @SoxAndTalk]

We do not have to worry about this right now.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Payton Tolle will be starting for the Red Sox tonight against Cam Schlittler and the Yankees, per @ChrisCotillo.

Brayan Bello and Garrett Crochet both get pushed back a day. Just looking to feel anything at this point.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I’m someone who considers themselves pretty excited to watch the Red Sox tonight. Also known as a “fucking idiot.”

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Red Sox debut 2026 City Connect uniforms

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Basically how to sum up every Red Sox game so far

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

JUST GOT OUT OF WORK EARLY TO WATCH OPENING DAY

[alex @swiftnsox]

a condensed statement:

[ingrid 🫧 @ingridattack]

i’ll block a bitch on the mlb app

[Clare @clare__4019]

The Red Sox are making it hard for me to live, laugh, and love

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

I never have to watch Jordan hicks grace the mound in a Red Sox uniform ever again 🙏🙏�

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

“Hey dad, how good were the hatewatches in the summer of 2025”

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

someone give chance the rapper literally a half tab of acid and lock him in a studio begging

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Baseball fans yearn for sports communism

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Bo Bichette and his agent when they receive the “aggressive offer” from the Red Sox.