Ella

[Skyler White @YaGirlSkyler]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, I'M GUNNA FUCK TED

[Ella @ellabrisland]

The only purpose I serve at work is a walking hotspot

[mcgeary🇵🇸 @connor_mcgeary]

speed
weed
heroin
cocaine
mushrooms
pine-o-clean
petrol
battery acid
acid
salvia
meth
some herbs and spices and some lettuce and tomato
vodka sauce
bam and the dirt is gone
ajax spray and wipe
some chicken and cheese
all wrapped in a tortilla

[Ella @ellabrisland]

@The3denProject There are actually good sandwiches available but only the shite ones are in the meal deal. It's colonialism between bread I tell you.

[Ella @ellabrisland]

@The3denProject The snacks weren't even near the poorly stocked sandwiches and stingy selection of drinks 😢

[Ella @ellabrisland]

@Jack_Cave_Evans Whattt?? How the fuck is that not terror? The gunman too white??

[Bill Young @boulderbill94]

Was trying no to wake anycunt up comin in fae a night oot so a put these French pancakes on ma feet and crepéd right up the stairs

[Ella @ellabrisland]

@_bethandrews U ditch d@ bitch

[Ella @ellabrisland]

MicroP queen #engineering

[Ella @ellabrisland]

@_bethandrews Whattttt now I love it even more

[Ella @ellabrisland]

My mum needs to stop asking to do the Edward Jenner lip challenge

[Ella @ellabrisland]

My teeth hurt. I don't want to be wise. #wiseenoughalready

[Ella @ellabrisland]

My mum is reading the dog's horoscopes and if that isn't extra then idk what is

[Ella @ellabrisland]

Itv news says 'weapons were bound for dissident republicans'. Funny way of spelling terrorist... or is it because they're white? 🙄

[Ella @ellabrisland]

"Cappuccino for Tom" "I'm waiting for a latte" well you know what, don't pick it up then Brenda #starbuckslife

[Ella @ellabrisland]

"I've got a tall latte and a grande caramel mac" yeah well I've got a headache and caffeine withdrawal and I'm 2 hours in so kmn #starbucks

[Ella @ellabrisland]

Spent 3 hours making an Easter roast dinner but my nan accidentally made coffee instead of gravy. We found out too late :(

[Ella @ellabrisland]

Idek if its's a compliment or not but it sounds cool