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[I am Groot 🌳 @ellacardy]

@Starbucks unions r cool

[halsey @halsey]

Wrapping presents is an underrated elite sport.

[I am Groot 🌳 @ellacardy]

Little bro graduated today 😭 life moves pretty fast

[Tara J | A Well Rested Blk Woman @WhereWomenBloom]

My husband's cousin just got out of prison after 26 years and he's been documenting his homecoming on YouTube.

One of his first stops was to get some groceries at Walmart, where he got overwhelmed in the cereal aisle:

[SubDiego @ArtyCurry]

A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.

[I am Groot 🌳 @ellacardy]

Never going back to that ❤️ unless it’s your own personal cake then idc lol

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

Are vaccinated people blowing out candles on cake that everyone is going to eat or are we just never going back to that?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Too many sports nicknames are just players’ initials now. We’ve got to get back to calling people Dr. Kaboom and The Dustbuster and stuff.

[👼🏼 @awesomesteveee]

Abolish unpaid internships. There is absolutely no valid reason that justifies why you’re having students work 40h/week and paying them nothing.

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

I think I need to sleep for a week or so. I just called “Godzilla vs Kong” “Donkey Kong vs Dracula.” Which I honestly wouldn’t mind watching.

[Page @octo_page]

Teaching today was brutal. My first class of the day is a normally radiant & full-of-life 6th grade class. Today was heavy. We talked about Adam and being 13. Here's their collective poem

[The True American @TheTrueAmerica5]

Fewer people developed blood clots from the Johnson and Johnson vaccine than were murdered at a FedEx facility last night.

Perhaps we need a pause on firearms.

[Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon]

Cops shot and killed a 17-year-old in a school bathroom and justified it by saying he shot a cop. They've now admitted the cop accidentally shot himself and suddenly no one is willing to say exactly what happened.

[Joanna No Banana @JoannaNoBanana]

You, including your chronic illness and/or disability, are not a burden.

People are lucky to have you in their lives.

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.

[robynyourheart @Robyn_Florence]

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