My husband's cousin just got out of prison after 26 years and he's been documenting his homecoming on YouTube.
One of his first stops was to get some groceries at Walmart, where he got overwhelmed in the cereal aisle:
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
Teaching today was brutal. My first class of the day is a normally radiant & full-of-life 6th grade class. Today was heavy. We talked about Adam and being 13. Here's their collective poem
Fewer people developed blood clots from the Johnson and Johnson vaccine than were murdered at a FedEx facility last night.
Perhaps we need a pause on firearms.
Cops shot and killed a 17-year-old in a school bathroom and justified it by saying he shot a cop. They've now admitted the cop accidentally shot himself and suddenly no one is willing to say exactly what happened.
In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.