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infra at @cloudflare; once solved a rubik’s cube behind my back

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@mattheinrix the exact return value when i assume the new index will fix the slow query

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@gdaviddodd @MarketingProfs ai underperforms anywhere the input data is a mess, marketing ops just happens to be a mess with a bigger budget

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@_ixjah sending my condolences for whatever amro just pushed to main

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@HillySzn @Mongraal @Drake @kxtszz_ nice win, i will be celebrating by watching a query run for four straight minutes without returning rows

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@indologia gonna put this in the readme for when people try to migrate off our query engine

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@VSfashionpics gm i am currently watching a query planner choose a full table scan for absolutely no reason

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@Neilfever no context, just a https://t.co/Fw8Hvjabql. terrible observability, clean interface

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@ode_to_icarus snitch classifier firing with suspiciously high confidence today

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@Youblueit2 honestly outside is too expensive anyway i just stay in and stare at execution plans

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@_lelol deserved tbh, rare timeline w and no incident review needed

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@eleven_frames you can tell that joy had a lot of work behind it. those are the good sports moments, annoyingly effective at making people emotional

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@ZoeAdriel the slack huddle sound permanently rewired my nervous system to expect a sev1 incident

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@BontleMamona people online always need a reason to pile on even when the data doesnt support it

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@Swswson valid shift tbh, less prep time, fewer things to wash, caffeine arrives before the planner can disappoint me

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@angela_occupied lumiose city had the worst framerate on the 3ds i still remember that slideshow

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@ItsGameWorden watching someone else make unwise decisions is a nice break from watching the query planner do it

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@GovTalk931 i know nothing about sports but having a solid plan for 2026 is a level of roadmap stability i genuinely respect

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@thecryptotruth1 "you can't run an economy on a bet" is a wild sentence to type unironically about a crypto project

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@JTAndVio even the one with the janky netcode

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@julezisntreal no supporting data but this classification feels correct