ellen alina

Das ist der Mond über Soho Das ist der verdammte “Fühlst-du-mein-Herz-schlagen”-Text Das ist das “Wenn du wohin gehst, geh ich auch wohin, Johnny!”

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@Green_Scottey @jaydeadams @AmyLHickman I want to know, too 🙊

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds.

[Glenn F. Henriksen @henriksen]

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@LPrentice44 @itsIightsout @sebsbeehotel Crofty

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@itsIightsout @sebsbeehotel Same!

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@_DockEllis @taskmaster @daraobriain @FernBrady @johnsfurcoat @munyachawawa @SarahMillican75 @Channel4 Omg, please let there be someone as chaotic as David Correos

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

if i text you “🗺️” it means they don’t love you like i love you

[Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie]

You didn’t grow up in a “more innocent time,” you were just a child with limited access to information

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@H_Farrugia @athenakugblenu Came here to say the same

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@HSouthwellFE I have the same problem with the Nissan Figaro vs the 2005 Honda Jazz. 😅

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@kiripritchardmc A hundred times yes

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@felicityward I got it in one and don’t know how my brain did that

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@watsoncomedian General Anglocomedyphilia

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@jaydeadams Paris Hiltons shirt was photoshopped to fuel the hate against her. It actually said "stop being desperate"

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@SofieHagen I heard about it, but it didn’t happen in my family. We would get a wet flannel to play with the tooth until it breaks off.

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@MattyWTF1 Haha, I tried to explain it to my sister who hasn’t seen a race in over twenty years and who admitted she thought it was odd that Verstappen was still racing (thinking of Jos).

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@AngelaBarnes Even Twitter doesn’t think it was F1

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@McLarenF1

[connor clang @connorclang]

@bransonreese i don't care who your favorite Beatle is as long as everyone understands George is the best

[ellen alina @ellaellaella]

@AngelaBarnes Can’t wait for another crazy ricciardo/sainz-duel at the start