Ella Shand

3 inches off being a midget. Lake house owner. Part time gypsy.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you enjoy seeing a terrified animal ripped apart you a

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Just gone 8am and I've already got a bit of a sweat on. This does not bode well for the rest of the day 😓 #sweatybetty

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Tonight has mainly been about the three P's - Pringles, Pizza and Piña Coladas 🍕🍹✨🌈

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

In Nepal, they're having a festival that honours dogs for their special friendship with humans. Someone tell China http://t.co/Th7AKVWRSf

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

It's an Otis Redding kinda' day 🌅 #headedforthefriscobay

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

One of my biggest fears in life is that I'll end up having to marry someone with a really awful or outrageous surname #Willey #Hoar #Gooch

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Hello Friday, you hot piece of assss 😍 #FridayFeeling #TGIF

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

@SarahGrace35 Get me in that love wagon!! ✌️ https://t.co/xrdhHboFx7

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Off on a swan spotting adventure 💪 (actual swans) 🐦💕

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

@SarahGrace35 I can barely handle this photo 😍😍😎

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

How can anyone actually be arsed with contouring?! I have to psych myself up to use a hair brush for goodness sake 💁

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

David Cameron says he wants to repeal the fox hunting ban http://t.co/muLK3Npf0i #AbsoluteCunt

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

I hate it when I'm on my own and I don't have anyone to eat the green fruit pastels 😫

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Mornings mainly revolve around me worrying I'll have forgotten how to do my job 😱☎️

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Date Night, Pay Day AND my last working day of the week before a four day weekend. Today is a great day. #HappyThursday 🙌

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

@SarahGrace35 @Slowormlo So excited for our trek in LA with TM #TheMule #TinyMouth @DrAng

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

Shout out to Tesco's Sarah for bringing these bad boys home 👏 https://t.co/AJPdmDg5hm

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

@Slowormlo @DrAng don't you mean 😯™ ?

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

@DrAng @Slowormlo I really enjoy your concentration, TM!!

[Ella Shand @ellaisatwit]

@Slowormlo @DrAng Cowl or Cowell though?... Either way, well done Bob 👏