Ella

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

Truly iconic commentary from Danny Murphy on the BBC just now.

*shot of Oscar Bobb*

“I used to have a cat called Bob”

*silence*

“Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and never saw him again”

[joe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joeg03_]

If commentary is consistently like this I will pay my tv licence

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Brazil need a goal and they are bringing on Martinelli 😂😂😂

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Do you know who deserves a lot of credit today? Martin Ødegaard. Has faced pelters all season, but today, when we needed him most, he stepped up massively. Composure. Control. Urgency. Absolutely top.

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

Wake up babe, new Arsenal corner routine just dropped

[Ella @ellalgraves]

@ellaschreyyeats hydrrattte yourself 🤤

[🏆1️⃣4️⃣ @pointGaard]

1. accept bid
2. send them Gabriel Jesus instead
3. play dumb
4. profit

[Daniel🇳🇬🇳🇬 @danielogoun7]

Karma has never happened this many times in one game

Gabriel celebrating in Haaland as face

Skelly scoring and doing haalands celebration after Haaland didn’t know who he was and after the wrong red card

Football

[Ella @ellalgraves]

@_RupertGraves “middle age” 🤣🎅

[⚡️ @clinicalkai]

This goal graphic is INSANE 😍

[موسئٓ @mukhlisdua9]

here we go

[⚡️ @clinicalkai]

Transfer fee was so good we had to put it on his shirt 😭

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

yep, and since I was a little boy I dreamed of writing tweets for Domino's

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

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[@Northbanksy @northbanksyafc]

Southgate has all the necessary qualities to manage Chelsea: he does nothing useful with a billion quid’s worth of talent, then imagines Conor Gallagher is the magic answer to everything.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

If Gareth Southgate and Harry Kane had a son

[Ella @ellalgraves]

@_RupertGraves The GOAT ❤️

[Ella @ellalgraves]

@_RupertGraves and sometimes you expose ur inner gabby jesus

[Ella @ellalgraves]

@_RupertGraves in goal as well don’t forget