ella•elli•el

do what's good for your soul

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Anybody else think they’re having a great hair day until they see themselves on Zoom?

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

Every day I whisper to my dog “you are so loved, mama loves you”. And only the real Potter fans will know exactly what that means.⚡️🪄 💛

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

not to drop a hot take but these five-day work weeks just are NOT it

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

@Burrit0 @laurenybonner LOL it me

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

Also, with the way 2020 is shaping up I’d say we’ve got about 10 years left on Earth..ain’t nobody got time for salads. You heard it here first.

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

Look, I’m just gonna say it. I peaked in my mid-twenties and it’s all down hill from here for this little meatball bod.

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

🗣 Climbing into bed with fresh sheets is one of the best ways to combat the Sunday scaries.

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

Y’all ever using a filter and the filter drops out on you and you’re just sitting there like 👹....same.

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

Not sure if it’s the quarantine or if I’m just getting old but walks just hit different nowadays.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

remember in 2011 when girls got feathers clipped into their hair? what the fuck was that

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

Energy vampires are realllll 🧛🏻‍♀️🧄🙅🏼‍♀️

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

I’ve entered the part of quarantine where I am just flat out saying no to FaceTime requests. Ain’t nobody wanna look at these chubby cheeks, trust.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Turns out staying in and cooking really did save money all along. Unbelievable.

[m @msnetik]

My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

@PeteTibsTiberio We gon’ stay trippy for life man

[ella•elli•el @ellalucille]

The time is now to perfect your playlists. Queue up those bangerz

[Joe Clark @DrJoeClark]

Remember when they said we need state tests & report cards because otherwise teachers & principals would slack off?

Well, testing & state report cards are canceled and all I see are teachers & principals working harder than ever before.

Let’s trust our professionals.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We can pump out half a million SuperBowl tee shirts for the losing team but we can’t make masks for motherfucking healthcare workers risking their lives everyday?

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all