suzy carmichael 👩🏾‍💻

peonies and weed are my favorite flowers 💐

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

If bro could’ve stayed out of jail a couple more weeks his scam would’ve been GENERATIONAL 😂

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

When I tell people my dad died on September 11th, they get super sad.

I clarify by saying, “He died on September 11th in 2020” and this wave of bittersweet relief comes over their face.

Then I tell them COVID killed him and they’re sad again lol

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Rabbit gets so angry over a small portion of food that it smashes its bowl — the pet’s tantrum was caught on a feeder camera.

[Vini @AmadoVinicius]

Esse é meu novo vídeo favorito da vida, passei a manhã rindo sozinho que nem um esquizofrênico só de lembrar

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

I saw a post that said:

“I think being forced to be hyper independent as a child has caused me to be irrationally angry with any adult who needs their hand held through anything they do.”

And I felt that in my soul.

[Dawson's Creek-Shitter @CreekshitinDaws]

I've been singing this to myself while driving for the last 45 minutes

[Redd @ReddCinema]

groomers are now dyeing dogs…

[suzy carmichael 👩🏾‍💻 @ellaolivia_]

Omfg

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

The opening statements in the Windsor Hills crash trial were so gruesome and graphic, it had victims' family members running out of the courtroom. https://t.co/UhJxtSCN3k

[𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒐𝒏 @WelingtonOnAir]

This be the problem…… if it woulda been People Mag or TMZ she woulda been all over it….. i HATE this, chat soon…..

[AMBER RICQUEL ™️ @AmberRicquel]

She would just now be turning 16. They need to air fry that mf

[ice spice @icespice]

for the love of the game

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

Cease & Desist is a funny ass term. that shit say stop and stop

[❦. @luvherout]

I'll be damned. I thought these niggas was flightless.

[𐕣🧛🏾 @doyenmxn]

Someone said ADHD people would rather start a business than fold their clothes. 😂

[milton @miltonappl3]

Plato tried to tell you war was feminine

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn’t get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

[👸🏾L E A👸🏾 @_MissLeandra]

Yours doesn’t look like a cat harness though.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for Mike Flanagan's ‘CARRIE’ series has been released.

Releasing October 7 on Prime Video.

[minajsleez @minajsleez]

Stacey CENTER FLUTE !!??? on a cast with THEE GRANDE DAME and Gizelle Kobe Bryant ????? I'm afraid a new supreme has risen #RHOP

[Évał🌻 @Thefairguy01]

That German Shepherd said, “Not my boy, not on my watch.” Protective instincts kicked in immediately. 🥹👏