dennis the menace

night stalking, crime fighting vigilante

[AARON @lidolmix]

new pope on trisha paytas’ birthday.. it’s actually getting ridiculous😭😭

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

Oh this mf skedaddling

[Keke 🎀 @Keeeksasf]

it’s so cleary not , 🤷🏽‍♀️ the wheels all have different flowers .

[our beautiful rat king @tenderpbj]

“exciting news” is an understatement about something that has me in tears

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[jill🩶 @burgundythorns]

genuinely this man went on NATIONAL TELEVISION and claimed ALIENS WERE EATING DOGS AND CATS and you guys STILL FUCKING VOTED FOR THAT !?!?!?

[Dann013 @dann_013]

Gary Barlow - 'What is the crime? Having a son? A massive giant son?!'

[🐝 Dan @Givemeafan]

Me trying to watch the US election and getting distracted by Gary Barlow massive son memes:

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Moo Deng? Who deng? Introducing… Haggis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Otto and Gloria have welcomed an ADORABLE pygmy hippo calf! She is doing well, but we’ll be keeping the hippo house closed for the time being so that our expert keepers can keep a close eye on mum and baby at this sensitive time 🦛💛

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

huge day

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

what if you fell in love with someone then they reposted Goodbye Meta AI on their instagram story

[yammi @sighyam]

Moo Deng’s personal keeper went on live and said that Moo Deng isn’t even old enough to eat solid vegetation yet. She was just mimicking her mother with the little noms here lmao 😭😭😭

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

It's been a privilege bumpin that with you tonight

[Eris🖋 @poleris_writes]

Bad news for everyone who does things once in a blue moon

[Luke @SAFC_Luke_2703]

Revolutionary idea here, how about don’t try smash the mosques, when the stabbing had nothing to do with Muslims, and then they wouldn’t have to guard them.

Can your 3 braincells process that?

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967]

Hardest picture of all time.