Ella Murray

Environmental Health Officer. Food safety. Tennis fan. She/her

[Ella Murray @ellavmurray]

The news from Girlguiding today is devastating: https://t.co/A7wPlCWANi

[zara 𓏲ּ𝄢 🪩🎶🕊️🐍 @zeglianswiftie]

not to be dramatic but i would die for him

[Ella Murray @ellavmurray]

@NoJusticeMTG *buy

[m @msnetik]

We deserve each other me and mop

[finnie @kimicaraz]

Whole ass tournament could’ve been an email

[Blair Henley @BlairHenley]

this answer from Naomi Osaka nearly lit my computer on fire

(also if you’re not subscribed to @BenRothenberg’s Bounces, you’re missing out)

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Wow. Wow. WOW!

45 year old Legend Venus Williams, playing her first singles match since march 2024, defeats world #35 Peyton Stearns 6-3, 6-4 to reach the 2nd round in Washington WTA 500.

Hit 9 aces.

That's her first singles win since august 2023.

Simply UNREAL.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

45-year-old Venus Williams just became the second-oldest woman to win a single match, defeating 23-year-old Peyton Stearns

[Jason Martinez @JasonFox29]

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”.

Wait for it…

[Harry ☆ @starscalps]

Casting the Muppets in Rocky Horror: a thread for me and other twitter gays

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Alex de Minaur becomes the first player ever to win a 6-1 or 6-0 first set against Novak Djokovic at Wimbledon

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

So sick of hollywood recycling the same plots over and over

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

It’s his time

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m just thankful The Pope was alive long enough to see Katy Perry land on the moon

[Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie]

Some of y’all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.

Regulations don’t exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.

[Ella Murray @ellavmurray]

@KingTailorGang @jon_wertheim 3. Showering