claire

KS. Bartender. Booking agent. Snark queen.

[claire @ellclaire]

@nicolespacek But yes to more friend stuff that doesn't just involve getting drunk.

[claire @ellclaire]

77+ hrs with no booze or caffeine. I thought this would help with my lack of a normal sleep schedule but it's done the opposite. I have way more energy at weird ass times. Doing dishes at 4:30 in the morning? Okay...

[claire @ellclaire]

@nicolespacek Really it's just to take better care of myself. I'm trying to make it a week without either, then after to just drink in moderation.

[claire @ellclaire]

First 48hrs without caffeine OR booze in years. Pretty proud of myself given the lifestyle I'd been living as of late.

[claire @ellclaire]

So true.

[claire @ellclaire]

@CReed7880 Wtf?! 😂😂

[claire @ellclaire]

😂 https://t.co/2SEsegvCI6

[Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems]

“Do you think you're the boss of trash? Because you're not!”

[claire @ellclaire]

Trash cat decided that 6:30 in the morning, when I'd finally fallen asleep at 5:30, is the perfect time to get tangled up in my mini blinds.

[claire @ellclaire]

Update: I did three of the seven things. I'm not a total deadbeat, I guess. https://t.co/Q51WGnDHeu

[claire @ellclaire]

I have so much to do tomorrow/today. I already know I won't get all of it done. I'm going to try, but I already want to take a nap about it.

[claire @ellclaire]

If you feel like something is wrong in a situation, leave. Sometimes that's the best way to fix things. This goes for living situations, jobs, relationships, friendships, etc.

[claire @ellclaire]

If you live together and he won't even let you hold his phone to look at a meme, don't trust him.

[claire @ellclaire]

I have so much to do tomorrow/today. I already know I won't get all of it done. I'm going to try, but I already want to take a nap about it.

[claire @ellclaire]

@CReed7880 I love you. I hope she's okay.

[claire @ellclaire]

I got dumped. I'll be okay but my anxiety is currently obnoxious even to myself. I need ten naps and lots of puppies.

[claire @ellclaire]

I'm 28.5. I grew up in the age of tech. I can't figure out a blu-ray player. I'm not sure if this is good because I live relatively minimally, or sad because like.. duh.

[claire @ellclaire]

This is the most candid Photo I've ever taken of myself. I am puffy I am chapped and I am sad. But I am real.

[claire @ellclaire]

I'm sitting in a stupid booth at a stupid bar feeling shitty and out of no where some girl yells "I've never even tossed a salad!!" Day is better now.

[claire @ellclaire]

Just FYI, the bartender knows when you're doing blow off of the back of the toilet. I know you don't all four have nasal allergies AND the same bathroom schedule...

[claire @ellclaire]

This was about seven minutes after running around the house like a methed out jack rabbit

[claire @ellclaire]

I want to go to sleep and I don't want to wake up for a week.