hoe-livia

Fort Worth//Liv Laf Luv//Cat Momma//(she/her)

[hoe-livia @ellcubed]

One of the purest forms of intimacy ❤️

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

today larami and i sat on the beach together for like an hour and she listened to her music and i read a book and neither one of us talked until it was time to go inside because sometimes being married means spending time together without actually talking to the other person lol

[lettie @gwenslucifer]

i feel like it is my duty to regularly remind everyone of this image of gwendoline christie and oscar isaac

[hoe-livia @ellcubed]

If you’re not following @OKWildlifeDept then what are you even doing

[Profit Lemon Meadows @Sylviraraine]

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

[jo @lassoleil]

jason sudeikis, jason bateman, ed helms and will forte being mumford and sons in the hopeless wanderer music video is still my favorite thing in the world.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Me: Hi yes I’d like a large coffee please

Europe:

[I’m Ryan @rynowill75]

I’ve spent hours on tik tok a day for the past month and I’m here to tell you now: this is the coolest dude I’ve seen on there yet.

[hoe-livia @ellcubed]

@botasdeljs That part

[hoe-livia @ellcubed]

Janshorts

[※ Maxe ※ @Maxemldr]

Kingdom Hearts outfit in public

[🧘🏾‍♀️ @janellelovestv]

pls keke is so funny 😭😭😭

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Glass 1: I am a sophisticated drinker.

Glass 6: I am a grape.

[hoe-livia @ellcubed]

@SeyvonGenie No but why are you so cute tho

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

desperately need to be better with money but every time i read advice on how i just think “come on, i don’t want to do that”

[hoe-livia @ellcubed]

“You should join! You might learn a lot.”
QUEEN.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Bridges to Hawley: I want to recognize that your line of questioning is transphobic

[@PiaGlenn @PiaGlenn]

the new yeezys look like a Great British Baking Show challenge gone terribly wrong, like lemon tarts that were meant to look like sneakers suddenly collapsed in the middle and they just brought this to the judging table and cried

[Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark]

Tostitos Hint of Lime should be called Tostitos So Much Damned Lime It's A Lime Holocaust In Your Mouth All You'll Ever Taste Again Is Lime.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

the feminine urge to apologize to your therapist for being a bummer

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

what is a two-way petting zoo

“…you pet the animals, they pet you back”

😂😂😂 it’s funny literally every time