@ellerank.bsky.social

She/her | Trying to break into tech

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

The best part is people yelling across parking lots “I’M GONNA TELL MY DOG YOU SAID HI”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

A few years ago we accidentally made the greatest sticker of all time. If you don’t have one yet, click the link below to fix that

https://t.co/3T1OqbWFSE

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

WE CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS

[Variety @Variety]

Tim Curry, who soared to fame in the ‘70s as the flamboyant star of“The Rocky Horror Show," has died at 80.

A cause of death was not immediately available, though Curry had suffered from several health issues since having a severe stroke in 2012.

https://t.co/3tssMG19ao

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

someone evil better fucking die soon I’m so serious I can’t take it

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

I said “YALL DOLLY PARTON DIED” and a maintenance guy came out of the next room and said “ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!” which is the correct response

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Being a millennial is making 4 times what my parents made but somehow lowkey effectively poorer than them lmao

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

Trying to look up where Matt would know @DerekKlena from and just yelling DJ FINGABLAST in the middle of the @TheSavBananas game

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

Where is @YellowTuxJesse ?!

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

There was a lot of LOUD construction happening right outside our office door so work told us we could go home. Now Matt has to listen to me talk about how I don’t think Delaware is real.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

$600 later, my cat is just nauseous and might need to fart

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I don’t normally brag about my expensive trips, but we just got back from the vet.

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

@Airbnb bring back that little toggle where you could search for total price including taxes BEFORE the booking screen. Tired of getting catfished by dollar amounts 😭

[@ellerank.bsky.social @elle_rank]

I just want a Lover snow globe

[Sara makes the friendship bracelets @Somakethefriend]

Why is it always "I'm not a Taylor fan anymore, nobody cares, but I'm announcing it anyway" and never "does anyone want my snow globes and Folklore vinyl variants?" Huh?
I’m serious: we don’t care if you leave, but we can help you with the process.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

quitting my job to pursue my real passion. kissing my cat on the top of its head.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i saw goody proctor speaking with her good friend mitch mcconnell this morning

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

You’ll do things greater AND marry the boy on the football team

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

If you can sprint across the U.S. border from Guatemala in 30 minutes I want your child to be an American and I want them to play on our soccer team

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

outing himself as a real swiftie by accident cause i fr don’t know a single person who actually listens to only the young😭