L.A. James

I came for the coffee.

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

nows a good time to grow out your eyebrows Gen X

[Rachel Patzer, PhD, MPH @RachelPatzerPhD]

My spouse is a physician in the emergency dept, and is actively treating #coronavirus patients. We just made the difficult decision for him to isolate & move into our garage apartment for the foreseeable future as he continues to treat patients. (1/5)

[L.A. James @elleayjames]

I just explained scissoring to my 83 year old dad, compete with hand gestures, over dinner. #family

[The Mercury Phoenix Trust @The_MPT]

Strutting into 2020 like......

[The Mercury Phoenix Trust @The_MPT]

Merry Christmas to all our donators and supporters, without you, we are nothing. Thanks for another great year.
Look out 2020, here comes the MPT!
Love to you all,
Team MPT
x

[L.A. James @elleayjames]

I just saw gf of driver in an car accident arrive at scene. It’s such a sweet and sad and stressful moment when someone comes to you after you’ve just been in a wreck. Drive safe, nothing is so important that it’s worth hurting yourself or someone else. (Drivers appears ok)

[L.A. James @elleayjames]

@phoebe_bridgers you’re in good company 😻 #spotifywrapped

[L.A. James @elleayjames]

@KristenRouisse If she said Van Halen was her favorite band everyone would come for her that she’s too young to love them. Whatever.

[L.A. James @elleayjames]

Come on LAX get your shit together. #overthisflight

[L.A. James @elleayjames]

WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

The Borowitz Report: “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said. https://t.co/gMwzcWUHma

[Mary Karr, Poet/Memoirist/Professor @marykarrlit]

Overheard on subway: ‘To cancel the national debt, the govt could do the impeachment trial on pay per view’

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Michael Cera continues to trend for some reason

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Ban assault weapons.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Prayers up for the writers who have to solve the cell phone problem in a rebooted Home Alone.

[The Cute Plug @TheCutePlug]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit

[Sandy Hook Promise @sandyhook]

After my sweet little Daniel was murdered, I spent months trying to get the Senate to pass universal background checks. Now, we have a real chance – but we need to keep the pressure on. Please, sign our petition to tell the Senate to protect children from gun violence. –Mark

[Ally Carter @OfficiallyAlly]

Ages ago, I got to hear Toni Morrison speak. During the Q&A *that guy* stood up...

“The first line of BELOVED—‘124 was spiteful’—isn’t it true that the number 1-2-4 symbolizes the—“

“No,” she said.

“What?” he said.

“I was living in apartment 124 at the time. Next question.”

[Mary Karr, Poet/Memoirist/Professor @marykarrlit]

Toni Morrison: "Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all."

[Drunk Dolphin @DrunkDolphinGal]

Caelynn explaining how intense her relationship was with Blake:

#BachelorinParadise