Elle B. Bach

I skate a lot and work a lot. she / her

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.

[Frogmouth, Inc. 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogmouth_inc]

...problem that is not about gender. In short, trans women are women, trans girls are girls, and roller derby proves that trans women belong in women's sports. Do not be fooled. People attacking trans women in sports are not defending sports; they are just attacking trans women.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@smashalecki @frogmouth_inc @kflatow Also silly!

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@emiluvi @JYSexton What’s dangerous about this list is how harmless it seems. Far right radicalization has been a long series of seemingly innocuous actions, resulting in a large scale paradigm shift. If the list author had a conversation with themself from 15 years ago, I bet they’d be shocked.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

It has been 13 years since I lived in Mississippi, but I grew up there. I’ve seen the amount of effort progress requires there. My heart soars for Mayor Magee and other longsuffering, hard-working people who have fought for this day.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

"I don't apologize for being emotional," Mayor Magee of Laurel, Mississippi, says as he signs an executive order to remove the Confederate flag from public facilities.

"They told Dr. King to wait, time for waiting is over."

https://t.co/sxQ7ziE5OC

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

I’m not saying you shouldn’t bake while wearing a crop top, but you might end up with flour in your bellybutton and that has to be a risk you’re willing to take. #teamcroptop

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@aBagorn CROP IT ALL.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

Derby love to the whole wide world #derbyjerseyfriday #derbytwitter #stayhome

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@frogmouth_inc @makiamakinami @kaiokensi @modega_cat You abbreviated Chief Executive Fangirl wrong.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@thederbyapex I brought them all to RDWC, changed jerseys for every game, and got to cheer constantly 🤩

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@HnDoubleN @Lets_Go_Hawks

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@Leigh_47 @smasheffect @modega_cat @thederbyapex @LegalKnievelTX Oh hai, tall shoes permitted for a boost too

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@Hitsteria9 🍿

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@krago13 @thederbyapex TEXAS ROLLERFOLK. Saying howdy as they skate through a saloon near you.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@thederbyapex I wonder if @krago13 has any opinions on Texas Rollerhumans or Texas Rollergrownasswomen.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@thederbyapex There’s already a Texas Roller Derby (banked track) in Austin, so I think Texas Rollergirls will be slower to switch to a more inclusive name. Many people lament this fact.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

A horror story

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

"I found out my colleague made a spreadsheet by calculating sums using a physical calculator and manually entering results in each cell."

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

@___gravy 90s pre-adolescence in font form.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

Very spreadsheet.

[Elle B. Bach @ellebbach]

Company-wide training at FMHQ today and Trix and I are twinning. 👯‍♀️