Cupcake Jones

Curtis Mayfield follows me around playing music whilst I walk. I ocassionally get into random Kung Fu fights.

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Grrrrr.

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I guess it's good to still feel wanted?

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Just FYI, someone is apparently trying to *hack* my super influential twitter that I never use and have less than 300 followers on.

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Again? Twitter I am about done with this shit. Get it together and keep people from trying to swipe my shit.

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So, in summation. Fuck the fuck off, fucker. I may not use this, but it's still mine. Suck my dick while you're at it.

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And I would NEVER follow Kat Graham. Kat Graham? Really? I have better taste than that, FUCKSTICK.

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Hey, fucker who hacked my very *influential* twitter account? If you're gonna do that, follow some better people.

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He's snoring. http://t.co/hZvVh560

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I'm so fucking over this week.

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Vacation. http://t.co/cKItLc7y

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WATNTU: Ugh, I need more wine. And a rice krispy treat. God, I'm so fucking bloated.

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WATNTU: It's soooo hard for me to be soooooo happy, ya know?

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Woman at table next to us: OH EMM GEE. That guy is SOOOOOOO Christian Gray.

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I like my complimentary bread just how I like my men. Crispy on the outside, chewy in the middle.

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Woman at next table: I mean, why? Why did I have to settle?

Husband: Because you're a dumb whore.

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Have to go to Texas to get CPK. http://t.co/lKOVFRya

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@colorscolor I agree.