Elle Marie

Swygwoman

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

Here you go twitter. Judge and I finally got our professional work photos taken!

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents

[Alison Agosti @AlisonAgosti]

I 100% get why it’s cringy for straight couples to say partner but can we have something else? I’m so old. So so old for boyfriend. Butler? Can I say this is my long term butler?

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

@ocpuente97 Anyways, highly recommend getting on a daily preventative inhaler if you aren’t already. I was having 2-3 attacks a week, started daily inhaler 2 weeks ago and haven’t had one since

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

@ocpuente97 Definitely just death, but I like to imagine what they would describe our death as. I think ‘soul fighting to get out of the body’ or ‘air poison’ would be used.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

“no worries if not,” she threatened

[Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall]

Oh my god! Have you played Curdle? 😁 It’s Wordle for old fuckin milk 😒

[jacienda @sisterchrstian]

batman is not realistic bc nobody laughed at him when he showed up to crime scenes with that dumb ass suit and mask on

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

@haleybarr Try a text the morning of 🥴🥴

[Nick Sciarappa @PappaSciarappa]

If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, DON’T open it.

It’s spam.

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

i miss catholic school. i just remembered when a girl gave up mirrors for lent. she would duck and scurry into a stall every time we walked into the bathroom… you just don’t run into that kind of weird every day now

[Jeanette Hayes @jeanettehayes]

Listening in on 14yos on the train after school and one of them just said: “bro you didn’t even try fresh basil until you were like 12, you have no credibility in this conversation” and the rest of them started roaring laughing

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

Every doctors appointment:

*measures baby*

“Is dad tall?”

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

Wordle and Quordle today??? Two for the price of one?? Buy one get one??

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

The Flying Dutchman (from SpongeBob) is coming to get me, but I can’t get inside to safety because my favorite blanket is stuck in the door and I refuse to let go.

That was SCARY as like a 7 year old but I still have that dream to this day.. someone plz analyze

[Elle Marie @ellebellyb]

@Yolkedonetsy Booooooo

[John Kapetaneas @JohnKapetaneas]

NYT: No, we did not make Wordle harder. We promise.

Also NYT: Today’s Wordle is KHYBX — which everyone knows is a popular 11th century Latin delicacy derived from quicksand extract. Duh.