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Americas worst HR nightmare

[🧚🏼🌱🌝 @ellefarmcat]

If you’ve ever looked at me and thought “I can fix them” please stop, my life goal is to be unfixable, im staying crazy

[🧚🏼🌱🌝 @ellefarmcat]

@jaubreyYT Hope you’ve got @LindseyGrahamSC ready to go

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

i was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all

[ella @H8BEAM]

if i had a boyfriend i'd feed him apples and stroke the back of his head like a well-kept horse. but i'd be cruel to him also

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

[Neet @neet_sol]

having a job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Trump after having one conversation with Mamdani

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Sure the democrats caved on the shutdown, but at least they got nothing in return.

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I can’t believe something good has happened

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

dick cheney died rather than see a muslim mayor of new york. alhamdulillah jihad is already winning

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

Mamdani talking to the bodega cat 😭

[sophie @kingsoph1e]

Locked in so hard now I’m asexual and employed

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[🧚🏼🌱🌝 @ellefarmcat]

@Baran_Chamooodi @malonebarry You claimed that Palestinians have committed genocide against Israel😂 Funny that the UN declared that Israel is the one performing a genocide, but you want to make your own unqualified claims. You’re both Islamophobic and disgustingly zionistic. Gross.

[🧚🏼🌱🌝 @ellefarmcat]

@Jothedeplorable @johncusack Are you aware that 50% of Palestinians are under the age of 18 and are you aware that those children did not vote for Hamas yet have been murdered by Israel? Are you aware that you’re saying “f em” about literal children????? You are insane.

[🧚🏼🌱🌝 @ellefarmcat]

@Baran_Chamooodi @malonebarry I’m so sorry that you are this stupid :(

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of