laura

i’m annoying but slightly funny also

[laura @ellegee93]

why would I kill for a whiskey sour right now

[laura @ellegee93]

Techno music is quite literally none of my business

[laura @ellegee93]

17 minutes into Notting Hill. I get it now & I’m in

[laura @ellegee93]

That girl looks like a villain in a soap opera named vivian

[laura @ellegee93]

That guy looks like a hallmark Christmas guy

[laura @ellegee93]

Wow it’s been a while since I lost something!!!

[laura @ellegee93]

Who is someone who is really bad at manners?

[laura @ellegee93]

Let’s give it up for gettin down

[laura @ellegee93]

Man did I have a great walking stick once

[laura @ellegee93]

I hate typewriters

[laura @ellegee93]

Daryl’s balls would stink

[laura @ellegee93]

No one says “pound it” to a stranger

[laura @ellegee93]

Holy fuck I might have some cereal

[laura @ellegee93]

Ladies find yourself a man who literally does not care if you forget to wear deodorant

[laura @ellegee93]

Romeo Romeo let down your hair

[laura @ellegee93]

@CoolGuyKev69 I feel this so hard

[laura @ellegee93]

You look like you eat bananas only because of the shape

[laura @ellegee93]

Chocolate oranges are the devils fav treat for sure

[laura @ellegee93]

My brain is just music all the time man

[laura @ellegee93]

How do you know when they invent a new word?