Joelle

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

I just looked over at my little sister and caught her cleaning her headphones out with clipped fingernail #almostthrewup

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

In an attempt to be sexy, my bf tried a striptease last night. It was sexy until he threw his coat at me and hit me in the eye with a button

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

Im getting tired of cooking for myself so I will now be accepting applications for a boyfriend. #makemefood #getatme

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

My mom & grandma are arguing about whether mayonnaise can be used to treat burns or not. I have never heard anything more Mexican in my life

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

Yes Netflix, I'm STILL here. You can stop reminding me how long I've been watching you. Stop judging me, bitch.

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

Everyone's posting all these cute couple pictures and I'm over here picking crumbs from my breakfast sandwich out of my scarf all day.

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

Every morning my pep talk starts with "only 3 more work days" and ends with "maybe I should just move back in with my parents". #icantadult

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

I was sitting at home wondering whether my Taco Bell burrito from Sunday was still good.. It was then that i realized how sad my life is

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

My tattoo artist doesn't know who Adele is... And now I need a new tattoo artist. #forfuckingreal

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

Your panda tattoo does not impress me, sir. But thank you for shoving it in my face. I was really hoping to smell a strangers arm today.

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

@ReneMaldonado10 true story bro

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

My dog is like my ex-boyfriends. She snores, hogs the bed, gets jealous, leaves her shoes in the walkway... Wait, what were talking about?

[Joelle @ellegirl45]

Don't use my tattoos as an excuse to touch me & I won't use your stupidity as an excuse to slap a bitch. #tattooproblems