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none gender with left beliefs

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Anyway health is relative, time is an illusion, gender is a social construct, and race was invented to justify white supremacy

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@rococoabean HFJDFDS GOOD, THIS IS YOUR MANTRA

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As a bitch who also only has one good angle,,,

[Melania Trump 45 Archived @FLOTUS45]

This October I am honoring National Substance Use Prevention Month by joining @ONDCP to highlight the dedicated efforts of our Nation's youth to encourage healthy drug-free lives. Share how you are helping your community using #BeDrugFree - we look forward to hearing from you!

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@rococoabean It's what we deserve

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[Frodo voice] I wish these big, bouncing bazongas had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

[Gandalf voice] So do all who live to have such titties, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the big ass jugs that are given to us.

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@katielwright Michael Cera feels like the right visage to haunt your dreams with comphet

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I AM SO GAY! I AM SO GAY! EVERYBODY WATCH OUT I AM SO GAY!!!

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Stares in Tumblr

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I hate most things about this textbook but nothing more than how try-hard to references are at the beginning of each chapter.

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@MaryEllenSturg2 HDJSJSK all I have to say is.... TISC

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@MaryEllenSturg2 HDHDJD M O M THIS MAKES ITNSO MUCH FUNNIERRRR. Well now you know that to connect with us all you had to do is talk about gay shit

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

WIFE: what are you thinking about

MY BRAIN: season 3 of The OC opens with a scene that directly follows the s2 finale, but ben mckenzie got a haircut in between seasons, so it looks like ryan saw his brother get shot and then got a haircut on the way to the hospital

ME: nothing

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@MaryEllenSturg2 VERY BIG GRIN DHSJSKSKSS MOTHER WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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Appears on main only to RT things that make me crylaugh, disappears again

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I laughed at this for a full 10 minutes because I am a Good Person

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@katielwright HDJSKSKS THIS FEELS INCREDIBLY ACCURATE

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Fun thing about me that I just found out: apparently I remember every word to the song Pippin sings in the middle of Return of the King which is very sexy of me, I think