Lauren Jaeger

Buffalo + Nashville, Wife, Momma, Wine + Nature lover, Good food appreciator 💁🏻‍♀️ tweets are my own and do not represent anyone’s views but my own.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@AJDelgado13 @GovRonDeSantis Yes. Seriously.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@KevinRomanko @mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis It does not. You need to be presented so you can be charged. Cmon.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@rick_varns @mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis Where do you get this info? He’s being charged and that is when extradition occurs. Not at conviction. He needs a trial.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@JonathanRimbaud @mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis disguising payments in corporate records is a crime, typically a misdemeanor. It becomes a felony if the false business records were intended to obscure a second crime. …that second crime the use of the funds to advance Trump’s campaign /violation of campaign finance laws.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@el13dm945 @mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis disguising payments in corporate records is a crime, typically a misdemeanor. It becomes a felony if the false business records were intended to obscure a second crime. …that second crime the use of the funds to advance Trump’s campaign /violation of campaign finance laws.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@diary_noob @mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis He’s not been convicted. There’s been no trial. Yet. Grand jury decides if there’s enough evidence to go to trial.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@FjbTrump24fjb @mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis And…disguising payments in corporate records is a crime, typically a misdemeanor. It becomes a felony if the false business records were intended to obscure a second crime. …that second crime the use of the funds to advance Trump’s campaign /violation of campaign finance laws.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@mrobmused @GovRonDeSantis And…disguising payments in corporate records is a crime, typically a misdemeanor. It becomes a felony if the false business records were intended to obscure a second crime. …that second crime the use of the funds to advance Trump’s campaign /violation of campaign finance laws.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@GovRonDeSantis You’d be in violation of law and the constitution you love so much. Can’t pick and choose, bud.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@StephanieZD @nellenk Adenovirus is also going around. Mike just had it and it was MISERABLE around here

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

I’m not big on Twitter. But I really need to know what Starbucks does to their tomatoes on the tomato mozzarella sandwich. Maybe one of my favorite chefs can help me out. @butcherandbee @PlayaProvisions @Eden_Eats @ottolenghi @RichardBlais I will Venmo you to buy a sandwich. Lol

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@jrpsaki Girl. A former New Yorker here understands why it would be dumb for my area in Tennessee to own a plow. Or a ton of salt. They would just wait a day and let it melt on its own. Not a great use of funds to have all of the infrastructure that New York has down here.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

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[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@POTUS (Mr Trump) how do you have this much time to tweet? Honest question. Hoping your staff has just really nailed your delusional and ignorant communication style.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@LamarAlexander will you denounce Trumps unfounded claims of widespread voter fraud?

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@MarshaBlackburn will you denounce Trumps unfounded claims of widespread voter fraud?

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@realDonaldTrump "Finding?" or still counting? You know, like an election.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@realDonaldTrump Pretty simple: dems were actually avoiding covid and planning on mailing ballots in for months, while your voters DGAF and showed up election day. Why is this such a surprise to you? I thought you were the smartest? Honestly.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@realDonaldTrump You sound concerned. I like it.

[Lauren Jaeger @ellejaeger22]

@realDonaldTrump Wait. Trump might have dementia- someone remind him he’s 3 years younger than Biden. 😆 they could be roomies in the same home. I’d watch that show.