Michelle Max ⁷

Marketing things. Bibliophile. Bagel aficionado. Novice potter. Opinions are my own💡(she/her)

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

@alexsgarcia420 @pmcafrica I thought of this scene immediately

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

New Passover plague just dropped

[NEWS10 ABC @WTEN]

Barstool Sports founder buys home in Saratoga Springs @stoolpresidente
https://t.co/nFSexOvJ5s

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Wonder how much this She*n bot strategy is running them...

[rob @suncostume]

him: you better not be the perfect pre-springtime album that magically sounds like the sun is coming out after a dark and cold winter by encapsulating the complexities and capabilities of love in all forms while simultaneously exploring the beauty of the world around us all

me:

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

@chellemichh_ I’m buying them 🙃

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

@lingerie_addict Rise and Pine candles! Made in upstate NY https://t.co/am9SZoACLb

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

my only resolution for the new year is to become her

[Tara Watson @tara_watson_]

Millennial women have trust issues because we were told for three Bridget Jones movies that this woman wasn’t thin.

[Jeary @jearysylves]

Yo, I’m looking for illustrators for a paid project & collaboration with The Met Museum. Please share and link me any accounts/portfolios.

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

Twins

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Gobbles the turkey.
Birthday: November 27, 1996.
“Gobbles the turkey loves to eat
Once a year she has a feast
I have a secret I’d like to divulge
If she eats too much her tummy will bulge !”

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

@shivkeating @johndoesdrums How embarrassing for you, @johndoesdrums

[Michelle Max ⁷ @ellemmax]

@poetastrologers weeklies are just excerpts from your friend’s notes app post-edible

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 11/6 in Sagittarius: Hope is in the night. On the pink paper something there to work with. A cup of endless motions. You are getting to the end of it.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I want to see a Lord of the Rings workplace comedy where all of the Orcs talk like this

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in lieu of joining a new platform I will be disappearing into the night sky in a hat carriage pulled by bats

[Japanese Breakfast @Jbrekkie]

Jürgen from Great British Bake Off played trombone w us in London 😭 he also made us matcha white chocolate shortbread!!!!

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

bf who drives, gf who stares at her phone the whole time then complains that the way he’s driving is making her nauseas

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine